THE REALEST THING I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN
Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.
Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?
Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh.
Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Anything causes them
Favorite answer so far.
Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off
you say that as if math boners aren’t normal
I can remember having to lend guy friends my books to carry out of assembly or some classes, because their body thought “time for a boner”.
At least I had a slave to carry my shit most days 😏
They never learnt to take their own!
I love telling a guy I’m done before they cum.
Hiii new friends!!
BMO stares death in the face
I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS
IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK
HOW is this even remotely metal????
one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living
I find this so adorable :3💜
THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE. #thedream
Women like this don’t actually exist, do they?
We exist all over the goddamn place.
I am like this thank you very much!
this will be us hehe
This is literally my relationship.
oh my god this is so freaking cute and that last picture omfg HAHAHA
OMG this picture is so long but it explains my relationship ahahaha